Launch Day Larry
Escape Simulator 2 is here, and it’s like your favorite escape room got a sequel with more puzzles, more polish, and a few more bugs than you’d find in a haunted house. This game promises to challenge your brain, test your friendships, and occasionally make you question your life choices—all in the name of fun. Let’s dive into the labyrinthine world of Escape Simulator 2 and see if it lives up to the hype.
Escape Simulator 2 builds on its predecessor with a suite of new mechanics and a darker, more mature aesthetic. The puzzles are more challenging, the themes are more intense, and the cooperative play is as engaging as ever. The game introduces unique mechanisms that will have you scratching your head and high-fiving your friends when you finally crack them. The integrated builder is a standout feature, allowing the community to create additional puzzle rooms, which means endless replayability for those who can’t get enough of the escape room experience.

However, the game initially stumbled with a few bugs that could make even the most patient player want to flip a table. Objects clipping out of rooms, synchronization issues in co-op mode, and puzzles not updating visually were just a few of the gremlins lurking in the code. Thankfully, subsequent updates have squashed many of these bugs, but players on the Steam Deck might still find themselves wrestling with cursor interactions and gyro aiming that feels more like a wrestling match than a gaming session.
The transition from a cartoonish to a more realistic aesthetic has been a double-edged sword for Escape Simulator 2. On one hand, the graphics are undeniably more polished, with detailed scene-scapes that enhance the immersive atmosphere. Dracula’s lair, for instance, is a visual treat that could make even the most jaded vampire fan swoon. Players on Windows PCs and Mac M1 systems report smooth performance, making the game a visual delight.

Yet, for Mac Intel users, the experience is less than stellar, with avatars appearing as “balls of light” and other graphical oddities that make you wonder if you’re playing a game or attending a rave. The realistic art style, while impressive, has also been criticized for lacking the unique charm of the original, and there’s a concern that it might date the game faster than a carton of milk left out in the sun.
Escape Simulator 2 aims to deliver an immersive escape room experience, but the narrative elements are a bit like a jigsaw puzzle with a few pieces missing. The story is there, lurking in the shadows, but it’s often overshadowed by the gameplay. Cutscenes interrupt the flow, especially in multiplayer mode, where they can feel as welcome as a pop quiz on a Friday afternoon. Abrupt level endings leave players feeling like they’ve been shown the door before the party’s over, and the lack of character customization doesn’t help the immersion.

Despite these hiccups, the cooperative story elements shine, with players needing to work together to escape rooms or traps. The darker and larger rooms add a mysterious feel, suggesting a more immersive and complex narrative experience. However, the story serves more as a backdrop to the puzzle-solving rather than a central focus, which might leave some players wanting more.
Escape Simulator 2 is a mixed bag of brain-bending puzzles, impressive graphics, and a narrative that sometimes feels like an afterthought. The game excels in its core content and multiplayer collaboration, offering a rewarding experience for those willing to navigate its challenges. While the bugs and graphical issues can be frustrating, the game’s potential for community-driven content and its engaging cooperative play make it a worthy addition to any puzzle enthusiast’s library.
Score: 7.0/10